regenerador:

yeah my spine was broken in 5 places and i lost my arm and leg but i don’t feel the pain because i’m a white male

• i'm so coral: nvm she was texting someone :c
• POTAYTO: oh
• POTAYTO: i thought
• POTAYTO: you meant ashlynn was texting someone
• POTAYTO: and then
• POTAYTO: i remembered
• i'm so coral: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
• POTAYTO: you take pictures with yours mom cellphone
• POTAYTO: :l
• i'm so coral: yeah ashlynns texting her boyfriend oh teenagers
• POTAYTO: I JUST ALMOST DROPPED THE LAPTOP
• i'm so coral: sigh
• i'm so coral: LOL
• POTAYTO: next thing you know she'll be having sex and doing drugs.
• POTAYTO: they grow up so fast
• i'm so coral: she already is
• i'm so coral: :c
• i'm so coral: :c
• i'm so coral: :c
• POTAYTO: how old is her boyfriend
• i'm so coral: 20
• i'm so coral: D:
• i'm so coral: D:::
• POTAYTO: is she pregnant yet
• i'm so coral: shes only 10 i cant stop crey
• POTAYTO: coral
• i'm so coral: she had an abortion last week
• i'm so coral: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
• POTAYTO: i know this is a tough choice
• POTAYTO: but
• POTAYTO: i think you should take your daughter to the maury show.
• i'm so coral: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

forgetfulgoldfish:

bandaint is a terrible husband

and everyone is like

but then theres that one mature person like

via box-o-laughs.

chaystar:

And you’re all like “WHY CANT I FIND YOU” 

Reblog if you’re online now, I need more blogs on my dash at this time in the morning! 

Reblog if you’re online now, I need more blogs on my dash at this time in the morning! 

broyotomi-army:

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-makemesmile:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

trust:

i love you natalie tran omg